Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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