so that wasnt chicken after all
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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