don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I lost the right to judge tonight
The adults are the big ones right?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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