All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
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Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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