So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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