xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Randomize