It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
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hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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