Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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