i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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