Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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