Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
you win again, gameday.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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