His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
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he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
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The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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