No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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