So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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