he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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