Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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