youre lurking in front of me
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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