I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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