Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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