think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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