Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
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