we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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