Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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