if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
