We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
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just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
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It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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