He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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