Soap is not a condiment
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Randomize
