I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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