Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
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He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
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Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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