i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
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Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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