It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
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I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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