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Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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