I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Welp...herpes.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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