I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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