discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
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I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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