Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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