i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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