So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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