brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
he was CRYING into my vagina
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
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my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
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