Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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