i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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