It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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