Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
you have to choose: penises or morals?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
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And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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