yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Randomize
