i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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