everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
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There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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