Dual....:-)
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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