You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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