so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
