I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize