the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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