Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
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Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
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So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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