If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
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and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
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Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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