wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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