And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
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I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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