I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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