Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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