As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
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An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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