What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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