So drunk, too bad you don't want this
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
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Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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