your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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